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Head Prefect Predictions

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor March 19, 2024

Spring is starting, and that means it is time to vote for the new Head Prefects. Unlike the presidential primary three weeks ago, this election is actually important. We took to heart the words of the...

Unpublished Chronicle Headlines 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor February 1, 2024

1. Upper School Deans start looking into what the “trenches” are and why so many students are constantly in them. 2. Complete list of past Honor Board cases is stolen from Prefect Council’s underground...

PRETTY IN PINK: Super princess pop star Sabrina Carpenter performs on stage with Rick Caruso 76 as a dynamic duo. The pair will be performing a concert this upcoming weekend in Palisades Village, curtesy of Caruso.

Your holidays, my opinions

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News and Satire Editor December 13, 2023

You've probably seen the fake — and poisonous —Community Council snow that sprinkled down the Quad earlier this month. You know what that means: the holiday season is officially upon us. Despite my...

Buddy the Wolverine cries over his math homework. Buddy is taking Advanced Precalculus and learning inverse trigonometry has him in the trenches.

New year, new me?

MeJo Liao, Assistant Features Editor December 13, 2023

2023 will be over soon , and I would like to ring in the new year with some New Year’s resolutions . As a Harvard-Westlake student, there’s nothing more important to me than finding new ways to strive...

New to Zillow: HW Edition

Eden Conner, Assistant Opinion Editor December 13, 2023

RUGBY HALL: Price: $3,000,000 (the amount of money it will take to make students read "Maurice" again) Features: 11 Rooms (technically not bedrooms, but sleeping during Shakespeare units might suggest...

HW Media retreat recap

Davis Marks, Print Managing Editor August 25, 2023

In the midst of August, members of The Chronicle, Vox Populi and HWTV staffs embarked on a retreat to Big Bear to bond following the HW Media merger. Below is a recap for those interested in what happens...

The Official Chronicle Curriculum Guide 2: Electric Boogaloo

Georgia Goldberg March 22, 2023

Alright you asked for it, so here it is (for the second time): the Official Chronicle Curriculum guide. But I know a lot of you are sitting there saying, “Georgia, didn’t you do this very same article...

New sports offered by HW Athletics

New sports offered by HW Athletics

Zoe Goor and Hannah Shahidi February 13, 2023

Take a look at the websites of Phillips Academy — Andover, Phillips Academy — Exeter or any other school that begins with “Phillips” and ends with the name of a town in the Northeast. You’ll...

The Official Harvard-Westlake Rice Purity Test

The Official Harvard-Westlake Rice Purity Test

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor February 13, 2023

Get quizzin!

Prince Harry to Replace Commons as Head of School

Eden Conner, Staff Writer February 10, 2023

Prince Harry will replace President Richard B. Commons effective immediately, according to an all-school email sent Jan. 23. The ginger, who made millions streaming his move out of his parents basement,...

New York Times Guild Inspires Chronicle Strike

New York Times Guild Inspires Chronicle Strike

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor December 18, 2022

Inspired by the brave New York Times strikers, a group of Chronicle staffers have taken to the streets of Studio City. We are fed up with the long hours, brutal labor and toxicity of this work environment.  Here...

Wolverines Are Out

Wolverines Are Out

Lucas Cohen-d’Arbeloff, Print Managing Editor December 18, 2022

When was the last time you saw a squirrel at school? Quite recently, I would presume. They are ubiquitous, gracefully scurrying about the campus and shaking their fluffy brown tails throughout the shrubbery. Another...

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