Former Chronicle News Associate gives her take on current pop culture and politics in a recurring satire column. In this issue, she shares the supplementary college essay she sumbitted to Harvard...
Comey launches campaign for Trump Administration Anonymous
Former FBI Director James Comey began his book tour earlier this week to promote his new organization, Trump Administration Anonymous...
Administration announces 2nd and 4th Wednesday Assemblies
After the resounding success of 1st and 3rd Wednesday Assembly, the administration announced its new 2nd and 4th Wednesday Assembly.
“It’s...
The Chronicle made headlines after releasing an article titled, “Student eats lunch.”
“Well, I guess since we’re the only paper, we made our own headlines,” Chronicle Editor-in-chief Danielle...
Trump, Bannon engage in gentleman’s duel
President Trump challenged former Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon to a gentleman’s duel in the White House Rose Garden on Tuesday.
“Steve hurt my feelings!”...
Jewish students protest War on Hanukkah
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Jewish students protest the school’s War on Hanukkah. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, indeed.
Students claim that the school is placating snowflakes by including...
Like any diligent junior, I scrolled through Facebook in between homework assignments. Among animal videos and Coachella photo albums, I see articles: “Stand with Standing Rock!,” “What’s wrong...
I wished I were wearing a burlap sack with eye holes instead of shorts on the kind of Indian day that could melt steel.
Sitting back in my chair, I attempted to pull my shorts down further, praying they...
The upper school debate team hosted a public debate on Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jan. 18 in Rugby Auditorium.
Members of Team USA, the national debate team, argued about whether or not identity politics...
I breezed through airport security with only minor hitches with TSA. Once past security, I felt marginally calmer, but it wasn’t over yet. This time it wasn’t a “random” pat down and double screening...
