It’s the end of the school year, and that means that Harvard-Westlake seniors are getting ready to leave home for the colleges that they worked so hard to get into. As everyone knows, there is nothing...
Just in case you weren't sure about your course selections...
English:
English IV: Criminal Minds: No, you don’t get to watch the show in class.
Honors English IV: Same House, Different Worlds: You...
It’s fourth quarter, and you know what that means… time for the juniors to kiss up to seniors with important titles like there’s no tomorrow. Editor-in-Chief isn’t just a leadership position —...
As a senior, I have attended many speaker events during my time at the school. From sleeping through talks about everything from activism to current events, I’ve learned so much. However, I think it’s...
Juniors: listen up! Are you feeling humbled by your recent introduction to College Kickstart? Do you want to secure a recommendation from your favorite teacher? Lucky for you, we both scored two whole...
It’s February, and you know what that means — love is in the air! Or at least an excess of bland couples’ Instagram posts captioned “so easy to love you”. This Valentine’s Day, if you’re...
Red Cross Club: Learn how to save lives. All you gotta do is hawk tuah on that CPR dummy!
Environmental Club: A fast-tracked way to becoming an enemy of Prefect Council through balloon popping....
Spring is starting, and that means it is time to vote for the new Head Prefects. Unlike the presidential primary three weeks ago, this election is actually important. We took to heart the words of the...
Though we satire staffers are usually very brave and courageous about putting our names on our work, we are also very scared of our teachers getting mad at us.
English:
English II: Learning how to write...
Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor February 1, 2024
1. Upper School Deans start looking into what the “trenches” are and why so many students are constantly in them.
2. Complete list of past Honor Board cases is stolen from Prefect Council’s underground...
Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News and Satire Editor December 13, 2023
You've probably seen the fake — and poisonous —Community Council snow that sprinkled down the Quad earlier this month. You know what that means: the holiday season is officially upon us. Despite my...
MeJo Liao, Assistant Features Editor December 13, 2023
2023 will be over soon , and I would like to ring in the new year with some New Year’s resolutions . As a Harvard-Westlake student, there’s nothing more important to me than finding new ways to strive...
