Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor
• March 19, 2024
Spring is starting, and that means it is time to vote for the new Head Prefects. Unlike the presidential primary three weeks ago, this election is actually important. We took to heart the words of the...
Though we satire staffers are usually very brave and courageous about putting our names on our work, we are also very scared of our teachers getting mad at us.
English:
English II: Learning how to write...
Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor
• February 1, 2024
1. Upper School Deans start looking into what the “trenches” are and why so many students are constantly in them.
2. Complete list of past Honor Board cases is stolen from Prefect Council’s underground...
Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News and Satire Editor
• December 13, 2023
You've probably seen the fake — and poisonous —Community Council snow that sprinkled down the Quad earlier this month. You know what that means: the holiday season is officially upon us. Despite my...
MeJo Liao, Assistant Features Editor
• December 13, 2023
2023 will be over soon , and I would like to ring in the new year with some New Year’s resolutions . As a Harvard-Westlake student, there’s nothing more important to me than finding new ways to strive...
Eden Conner, Assistant Opinion Editor
• December 13, 2023
RUGBY HALL:
Price: $3,000,000 (the amount of money it will take to make students read "Maurice" again)
Features: 11 Rooms (technically not bedrooms, but sleeping during Shakespeare units might suggest...
Every year, the Editors-in-Chief of The Chronicle talk a big game about prioritizing truthful reporting and becoming better journalists, but after seeing the stomped-on pages of our newspaper scattered...
Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News Editor
• September 21, 2023
A proper "girl dinner" can’t be described with silly things like words – it is a state of mind. You may be asking:"Hannah, you're not the Washington Post. How could you tell us what girl dinner is?"...
The Malibu Chili Cook Off: a wondrous celebration of being coastal elites and the opportunity to bump shoulders with Lele Pons and James Charles at our quaint county fair. The whole event is just proof...
Davis Marks, Print Managing Editor
• August 25, 2023
In the midst of August, members of The Chronicle, Vox Populi and HWTV staffs embarked on a retreat to Big Bear to bond following the HW Media merger. Below is a recap for those interested in what happens...
Zoe Goor, Assistant Features Editor
• August 25, 2023
Yesterday, Oreo released its newest and first non-vegan product in a decade: Oreo Under the Tuscan Sun, and all I can say is, "Finally, a protein-filled sandwich cookie. Just what we all needed." This...
Scrolling through Instagram is my favorite extracurricular. I basically consider it an internship at this point, and before anyone asks, it WILL be the number one activity on my Common Application. But...
