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Head Prefect Predictions

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor March 19, 2024

Spring is starting, and that means it is time to vote for the new Head Prefects. Unlike the presidential primary three weeks ago, this election is actually important. We took to heart the words of the...

The Official Chronicle Curriculum Guide 3

Satire Staff March 19, 2024

English: English II: Learning how to write all things in CCCEE form — including teacher feedback surveys. Honors English III: 124 was spiteful. You will be too when you get your first essay back. Honors...

Unpublished Chronicle Headlines 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant Satire Editor February 1, 2024

1. Upper School Deans start looking into what the “trenches” are and why so many students are constantly in them. 2. Complete list of past Honor Board cases is stolen from Prefect Council’s underground...

PRETTY IN PINK: Super princess pop star Sabrina Carpenter performs on stage with Rick Caruso 76 as a dynamic duo. The pair will be performing a concert this upcoming weekend in Palisades Village, curtesy of Caruso.

Your holidays, my opinions

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News and Satire Editor December 13, 2023

You've probably seen the fake — and poisonous —Community Council snow that sprinkled down the Quad earlier this month. You know what that means: the holiday season is officially upon us. Despite my...

Buddy the Wolverine cries over his math homework. Buddy is taking Advanced Precalculus and learning inverse trigonometry has him in the trenches.

New year, new me?

MeJo Liao, Assistant Features Editor December 13, 2023

2023 will be over soon , and I would like to ring in the new year with some New Year’s resolutions . As a Harvard-Westlake student, there’s nothing more important to me than finding new ways to strive...

New to Zillow: HW Edition

Eden Conner, Assistant Opinion Editor December 13, 2023

RUGBY HALL: Price: $3,000,000 (the amount of money it will take to make students read "Maurice" again) Features: 11 Rooms (technically not bedrooms, but sleeping during Shakespeare units might suggest...

BATTLE-TESTED JOURNALISTS: Print Managing and Satire Editors Jade Harris 24 and Davis Marks 24 pose as Editors-in-Chief Averie Perrin 24 and Ella Yadegar 24 in Yadegars signature Madhappy™ sweatshirt.

Letter from the (Satire) Editors: prioritizing untruthful reporting

Jade Harris and Davis Marks September 21, 2023

Every year, the Editors-in-Chief of The Chronicle talk a big game about prioritizing truthful reporting and becoming better journalists, but after seeing the stomped-on pages of our newspaper scattered...

Chronicle dinner

Chronicle dinner

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News Editor September 21, 2023

A proper "girl dinner" can’t be described with silly things like words – it is a state of mind. You may be asking:"Hannah, you're not the Washington Post. How could you tell us what girl dinner is?"...

Official Malibu Chili Cook-Off survival guide

Official Malibu Chili Cook-Off survival guide

Sienna Dall'Olmo and Yuna Jeon September 21, 2023

The Malibu Chili Cook Off: a wondrous celebration of being coastal elites and the opportunity to bump shoulders with Lele Pons and James Charles at our quaint county fair. The whole event is just proof...

HW Media retreat recap

Davis Marks, Print Managing Editor August 25, 2023

In the midst of August, members of The Chronicle, Vox Populi and HWTV staffs embarked on a retreat to Big Bear to bond following the HW Media merger. Below is a recap for those interested in what happens...

Illustration by Amelia Chiarelli

Oreo no longer safe for vegans

Zoe Goor, Assistant Features Editor August 25, 2023

Yesterday, Oreo released its newest and first non-vegan product in a decade: Oreo Under the Tuscan Sun, and all I can say is, "Finally, a protein-filled sandwich cookie. Just what we all needed." This...

Illustration by Alexa Liu

European Summer: Coldwater Edition

Hannah Shahidi, Assistant News Editor August 25, 2023

Scrolling through Instagram is my favorite extracurricular. I basically consider it an internship at this point, and before anyone asks, it WILL be the number one activity on my Common Application. But...

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