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    Remembering Jameson McMullen ’19

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In case you missed the Activities Fair...

In case you missed the Activities Fair…

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor October 4, 2022

Speech Team: Benched debaters. Science Bowl: Guarantees admission to Santa Monica College. Environmental Club: Teaching me to recycle everything, including jokes. Venture: Boy bosses and Sophia Rascoff...

Separate Harvard and Westlake once again

Separate Harvard and Westlake once again

Georgia Goldberg and Carter Staggs September 2, 2022

------------TIFFANI------------ 31 years ago, Harvard and Westlake came together in holy matrimony to form Harvard-Westlake (because ladies first means nothing here apparently), and they’ve been together...

Summer Activities

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor September 2, 2022

During the school year, the students of Harvard-Westlake — the school known for its widespread Prozac consumption, mediocre football team and parking lot often mistaken for an Audi dealership—ever...

The official Chronicle curriculum guide

Georgia Goldberg, Assistant A&E Editor March 26, 2022

Science AP Chemistry: So hard that you get free merch... Just kidding, they stopped doing that. It's just hard now. Honors Chemistry: You don’t actually like Chem, you just like Dr. Cardin. Chemistry:...

Lying on her bed, the Mittle-Man contemplates whether romance is the genre of her story.

The Mittle-man on Campus: Jumping Genres

Sarah Mittleman, Opinion Editor November 19, 2021

‘The Mittle-man on Campus’ is a satirical column centered around high school clichés and the teenage experience. None of the articles in this column are representative of the opinions of The Chronicle...

Lying on her bed, the Mittle-Man advises a student on their love life through the phone.

The Mittle-man on Campus: The Best Sequel Ever

Sarah Mittleman, Opinion Editor September 1, 2021

‘The Mittle-man on Campus’ is a satirical column centered around high school clichés and the teenage experience. None of the articles in this column are representative of the opinions of The Chronicle...

Lying on her bed, the Mittle-Man advises a student on their love life through the phone.

The Mittle-man on Campus: A Review of the 2020-2021 School Year

Sarah Mittleman May 24, 2021

‘The Mittle-man on Campus’ is a satirical column centered around high school clichés and the teenage experience. None of the articles in this column are representative of the opinions of The Chronicle...

Lying on her bed, the Mittle-Man advises a student on their love life through the phone.

The Mittle-man on Campus: High School How-Tos

Sarah Mittleman May 7, 2021

‘The Mittle-man on Campus’ is a satirical column centered around high school clichés and the teenage experience. None of the articles in this column are representative of the opinions of The Chronicle...

The Indu-sputed truth: Part 8

Indu Pandey May 30, 2018

Former Chronicle News Associate gives her take on current pop culture and politics in a recurring satire column. In this issue, she shares the  supplementary college essay she sumbitted to Harvard...

The Indu-sputed truth: Part 7

Indu Pandey May 2, 2018

Comey launches campaign for Trump Administration Anonymous   Former FBI Director James Comey began his book tour earlier this week to promote his new organization, Trump Administration Anonymous...

The Indu-sputed truth: Part 6

Indu Pandey March 21, 2018

Administration announces 2nd and 4th Wednesday Assemblies   After the resounding success of 1st and 3rd Wednesday Assembly, the administration announced its new 2nd and 4th Wednesday Assembly. “It’s...

Photo Illustration by Sam Ko

J’aime, La Croix

Indu Pandey February 27, 2018

They say French is the language of love. Something about Casablanca, the Eiffel Tower and baguettes just ooze romance. I never understood the connection that so many wax poetic about. That was, of course,...

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