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HW Media retreat recap

Davis Marks, Print Managing Editor August 25, 2023

In the midst of August, members of The Chronicle, Vox Populi and HWTV staffs embarked on a retreat to Big Bear to bond following the HW Media merger. Below is a recap for those interested in what happens...

The Official Chronicle Curriculum Guide 2: Electric Boogaloo

Georgia Goldberg March 22, 2023

Alright you asked for it, so here it is (for the second time): the Official Chronicle Curriculum guide. But I know a lot of you are sitting there saying, “Georgia, didn’t you do this very same article...

New sports offered by HW Athletics

New sports offered by HW Athletics

Zoe Goor and Hannah Shahidi February 12, 2023

Take a look at the websites of Phillips Academy — Andover, Phillips Academy — Exeter or any other school that begins with “Phillips” and ends with the name of a town in the Northeast. You’ll...

The Official Harvard-Westlake Rice Purity Test

The Official Harvard-Westlake Rice Purity Test

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor February 12, 2023

Get quizzin!

Prince Harry to Replace Commons as Head of School

Eden Conner, Staff Writer February 10, 2023

Prince Harry will replace President Richard B. Commons effective immediately, according to an all-school email sent Jan. 23. The ginger, who made millions streaming his move out of his parents basement,...

New York Times Guild Inspires Chronicle Strike

New York Times Guild Inspires Chronicle Strike

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor December 18, 2022

Inspired by the brave New York Times strikers, a group of Chronicle staffers have taken to the streets of Studio City. We are fed up with the long hours, brutal labor and toxicity of this work environment.  Here...

Wolverines Are Out

Wolverines Are Out

Lucas Cohen-d’Arbeloff, Print Managing Editor December 18, 2022

When was the last time you saw a squirrel at school? Quite recently, I would presume. They are ubiquitous, gracefully scurrying about the campus and shaking their fluffy brown tails throughout the shrubbery. Another...

The Chronicle Holiday Gift Guide

The Chronicle Holiday Gift Guide

Zoe Goor, Staff Writer December 18, 2022

For the person who will go bankrupt from their matcha addiction: Save them from themself and buy them some tea bags. Or better yet, send them a link to the CDC’s “Water and Healthier Drinks” page...

In case you missed the Activities Fair...

In case you missed the Activities Fair…

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor October 4, 2022

Speech Team: Benched debaters. Science Bowl: Guarantees admission to Santa Monica College. Environmental Club: Teaching me to recycle everything, including jokes. Venture: Boy bosses and Sophia Rascoff...

Separate Harvard and Westlake once again

Separate Harvard and Westlake once again

Georgia Goldberg and Carter Staggs September 2, 2022

------------TIFFANI------------ 31 years ago, Harvard and Westlake came together in holy matrimony to form Harvard-Westlake (because ladies first means nothing here apparently), and they’ve been together...

Summer Activities

Georgia Goldberg, Opinion Editor, Satire Editor September 2, 2022

During the school year, the students of Harvard-Westlake — the school known for its widespread Prozac consumption, mediocre football team and parking lot often mistaken for an Audi dealership—ever...

The official Chronicle curriculum guide

Georgia Goldberg, Assistant A&E Editor March 26, 2022

Science AP Chemistry: So hard that you get free merch... Just kidding, they stopped doing that. It's just hard now. Honors Chemistry: You don’t actually like Chem, you just like Dr. Cardin. Chemistry:...

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