Notice from the administration: Attention! A hacker has infiltrated all computers on the Harvard-Westlake Wi-Fi network and stolen copious amounts of activity data. They are attempting to ransom it back to us for the price of a main and two sides at the Erewhon hot food bar. Obviously, we have only a few hundred million dollars in the endowment and cannot possibly afford this. Consequently, several ChatGPT queries from the community will be exposed in the following article.

From Student Accounts:

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Is avoidant attachment a real thing?

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Can Opal see my incognito searches?

What the f*** is the guy on the French AP test saying?

Is chronic bad breath a valid reason for extra time on assessments?

Should I put all my money into Rainbet or Kalshi?

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From faculty accounts:

Is 40 too late to come out as bisexual?

What is a clavicular?

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Is shopping at Macy’s inherently depressing?

Instagram use and armed robbery correlation in students

How to teach class where everyone has ADHD

How much Pepto Bismol is too much Pepto Bismol?

How to stay awake at student sports games

What is the Guinness world record for number of student phones confiscated by a teacher?